Epic Fail Egg Fried Rice

Chunky vomit, or fried rice? You be the judge. I got my inspiration from this video, but the final result turned out nothing like it. To make things even worse, my camera did not save a couple of the photos I took while I was cooking, so I'm missing photos for a few of the key steps. I had to use screenshots from the recipe video, to fill the sections where my camera failed to work. Here goes my attempt at fried rice!